1. Your Christmas tree has lights, bobbles, decorations and spider webs?? Spiders are free pest control but not on your Christmas tree.
2. Your living room is decked with rat traps instead of boughs of holly.
3. Silverfish are using your ginger-bread house for a Christmas holiday retreat.
4. Thank goodness someone likes the fruitcake as fruit flies have set up home in the fruitcake.
5. Your Christmas stockings are so full of carpet beetle holes that gifts will not stay in them.
6. Santa won’t come down the chimney because there are too many squirrel nests in the way.
7. “farine de moth” is a distinct component in your Christmas cookies.
8. The bed sheets are Christmas colours, thanks to the bed bugs – white and blood red.
9. Raccoons wish you and your family a merry Christmas!
10. There are no lords a leaping just fleas.
11. Who’s been naughty or nice this year, the moles don’t care as they just keep popping out of your lawn to wish you merry christmas.
12. The sugar cookies you left out for Santa disappeared, thanks cockroaches!!
Holidays are expected; suffering is not. Merry Christmas and happy New Year.
gogreenpestcontrol.ca Ladner Tsawwassen Delta B.C., Randy L. Bilesky BsF CPA RPF
http://gogreenpestcontrol.ca/the-12-days-of-christmas-pests/
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