It was one night before Christmas, and somewhere in the house
The attic was squeaking, could it be a mouse
We looked throughout the house but no signs were there
Could our house is infested, it sounded like a bear
The kiddies were crying, restless in their beds
While visions of rats scurried in their heads
When down in the crawlspace there was a pitter patter
I got out from under the bed to see what was the matter
The Christmas tree was quivering, was the water too low
Our tree was loaded with bugs but how could I know
Quicker than a raccoon the ants they came
And marched to the pantry it was insane
To the baseboards they traveled! To the end of the hall!
How in this world can I get rid of them all!
I sprang to my cell phone, and dialed it in a dash
And before I knew it an exterminator was here in a flash
He proclaimed your house is safe they put up a good fight
Merry Christmas to all – your house is all right
gogreenpestcontrol.ca & Exterminators Ladner Tsawwassen Delta B.C., Randy L. Bilesky BsF CPA RPF