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1. Your Christmas tree has lights, bobbles, decorations and spider webs?? Spiders are free pest control but not on your Christmas tree.

2. Your living room is decked with rat traps instead of boughs of holly.

3. Silverfish are using your ginger-bread house for a Christmas holiday retreat.

4. Thank goodness someone likes the fruitcake as fruit flies have set up home in the fruitcake.

5. Your Christmas stockings are so full of carpet beetle holes that gifts will not stay in them.

6. Santa won’t come down the chimney because there are too many squirrel nests in the way.

7. “farine de moth” is a distinct component in your Christmas cookies.

8. The bed sheets are Christmas colours, thanks to the bed bugs – white and blood red.

9. Raccoons wish you and your family a merry Christmas!

10. There are no lords a leaping just fleas.

11. Who’s been naughty or nice this year, the moles don’t care as they just keep popping out of your lawn to wish you merry christmas.

12. The sugar cookies you left out for Santa disappeared, thanks cockroaches!!

Holidays are expected; suffering is not. Merry Christmas and happy New Year.

gogreenpestcontrol.ca Ladner Tsawwassen Delta B.C., Randy L. Bilesky BsF CPA RPF

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It was one night before Christmas, and somewhere in the house

The attic was squeaking, could it be a mouse

We looked throughout the house but no signs were there

Could our house is infested, it sounded like a bear

The kiddies were crying, restless in their beds

While visions of rats scurried in their heads

When down in the crawlspace there was a pitter patter

I got out from under the bed to see what was the matter

The Christmas tree was quivering, was the water too low

Our tree was loaded with bugs but how could I know

Quicker than a raccoon the ants they came

And marched to the pantry it was insane

To the baseboards they traveled! To the end of the hall!

How in this world can I get rid of them all!

I sprang to my cell phone, and dialed it in a dash

And before I knew it an exterminator was here in a flash

He proclaimed your house is safe they put up a good fight

Merry Christmas to all – your house is all right

It was one night before Christmas

gogreenpestcontrol.ca & Exterminators Ladner Tsawwassen Delta B.C., Randy L. Bilesky BsF CPA RPF